Motörhead - Aftershock

Here is what I thought of Motörhead's new album, “Aftershock.” Remember – all scores are out of a possible 10 points.

Special note: I am not going to pretend I have the slightest idea of what Lemmy is saying, but I will score these songs on energy, overall appeal, and musicianship.

“Heartbreaker” - An ass kicking opening track. Great energy – this track will create instant mosh pits wherever it is played. Score: 8

“Coup de Grace” - Nice sinister guitar work on this track. The energy is great as it kept my head bobbing the whole track. I wish I had long hair, my headbanging would look so cool with long hair. Score: 8

“Lost Woman Blues” - I call the style of this song, “Blues with balls.” I actually did understand most of what Lemmy was singing and I loved the lyrics. The music is outstanding and the whole track just kicks ass. Score: 10

“End Of Time” - I think this song would be excellent for a bar fight. When the chairs and punches start flying, this song in the background would take it to the next level. Score: 7

“Do You Believe” - Nothing but filler on this track. Didn't really care for the groove of this track, but the guitars were fun. Score: 5

“Death Machine” - Any song that is called Death Machine gets my seal of approval. The guitars alone get high marks from me. I like the sinister sounds they make and the groove they produce. Score: 8

“Dust And Glass” - Another blues track. I have to say – Lemmy's vocals are outstanding. I love the hard edges blues feel of this song – I wish they would do more like this. Score: 9

“Going To Mexico” - I would have my hotdog moment – where I don't really care about the song, so I go get a hotdog – if they played this at a Motörhead concert. Score: 4

“Silence When You Speak To Me” - A nice ballsy groove on this track. The lyrics were OK but the music was heavy. Score: 7

“Crying Shame” - Nothing to listen to here folks. Just filler rock. Score: 3

“Queen Of The Damned” - My ass has been sufficiently kicked by this track. You should turn this one up to 11. Score: 9

“Knife” -The guitar work on this one is pretty intriguing. I also like the groove on this track as well. Score: 7

“Keep Your Powder Dry” - I am not exactly sure what the title of this song means. Is it just a general make-up tip? Does it have to do with guns? Or is this a euphemism for a vagina? Nevertheless, the music on this track is enjoyable enough. Score: 6

“Paralyzed” - Motörhead leaves the album the same way it came in – with a balls to the walls rocker. Just run around and bang your head while this one shreds your face. Score: 7

Average Track Score: 7.0 - not too shabby. Would I recommend this to my friends? Yes for the ones who enjoy this genre.

Escalader,

Jim